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<DW> So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW> That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless> that's just great
<DW> Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0> which was...
<DW> I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this
shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had
SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor
punching shit severe
<DW> Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW> It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling
pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless> this wont end well
<DW> Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did),
and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while
I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the
shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke.
Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to
puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since
I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY
puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me
to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming
of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW> So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and
up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW> Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
LONG pause
<pyr0> ...
<Neo> what the fuck
<SSB> .....
<CT_Frog> o_o
<MMB> You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives
